Still Alive and writing...

So, all three of my readers already know that I am writing an E-Book entitled...well, lets make that a surprise for when I actually finish the damn thing! Suffice it to say, that these little writing exercises I like to call Blog Posts, are in it. I am having fun learning two new formatting programs cuz the world likes to make it really difficult (did we really have to let the cassette win, when 8 track was so superior in sound quality?), again, apropos of nothing. AH Ha! maybe that will be the title. dont steal it Chuck Lorre.
Speaking of whom, I am going to reprint his recent Vanity Card, just because it sounds right. I do believe comedy writers are our new philosophers. We don't have time for thick tomes on life and death; much easier to write that into an episode of a sit com.
Yes, I am still open to that world's oldest PA job in the writers room, Mr. Lorre.
Read and ponder....




CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #416

I've been thinking about becoming a polytheist. No, this has nothing to do with missing Battlestar Galactica. And yes, I realize my blasphemous notion flies in the face of a few thousand years of "Ye shall have no other gods before me." (To be honest, even when I was a kid that commandment troubled me. It sounded like a jealous girlfriend saying, "If I catch you looking at other girls, you're in big trouble, Mister!" And don't get me started on how "no other gods before me" kinda implies that there might actually be some other gods loitering about.) But my main reason for considering becoming a Pagan (Pagish? Jewgan?), is that it neatly answers the age-old question, "Why does god allow so much suffering in the world?" When tragedy strikes, the monotheistic approach can only offer the tired old, "It is not for us to question god's will." Really? Why not us? Who else is in the questioning business? But look what happens when we ask the same question from a pantheistic perspective. Why do the gods allow so much suffering in the world? Because outside of their particular area of expertise: farming, war, fertility, what-have-you, they are not even remotely in control. The buck stops nowhere. (In this scenario both the Old Testament and New Testament deities are off the hook as far as your general suffering is concerned.) But here's the really good news: with a polytheistic approach to prayer we can micro-target our beseeching. Trouble with love? Take it to Aphrodite. Not catching enough fish? Poseidon. Are you regularly waking up from alcohol-induced blackouts in the sleeping compartment of long-haul trucks that carry circus equipment and little people? That sounds like a job for Dionysus. Need your sitcom pilot to get picked up for the Fall season? Les Moonves. In other words, whatever the crisis might be, there's a god ready to take your call. What are you waiting for? Call now and receive a free goat-sacrificing kit! (Goat sold separately.)